Fighting Wars.....In A Revolutionary....Way Poem by James B. Earley

Trading insults...exacting bloodless results
....Fighting wars....in a revolutionary way
Here's to the Dotard and Rocketman's plan
...Playing 'The Dozens' the salvation...of the day

If Roosevelt and Hitler and Mussolini
And the Japanese had figured it all out
Simply playing 'The Dozens' like old country cousins
World War II would never have ever come about

Where once we were headed...indeed give credit
.....To the genius of The Rocketman who said it
The Donald's a dotard old image of a man
Our President...unfazed...said double it...I raise
...Yes....'The Dozens' seems a much better plan

Wars....of words....anything....else...is absurd
...'Tis senseless that millions should die
Simply playing 'The Dozens' like old country cousins
...Damn shame...Roosevelt....and others...didn't try

Here's to the Dotard and Rocketman's plan
...Thus...'The Dozens' the salvation of the day
Trading insults....exacting...bloodless results
.....Fighting wars.....in a revolutionary way