Clean And Sanitized. Poem by Ryan Brodesser

Clean and sanitized, parody of high and pressurized, by Hank Willims

Well it won't take very long if your clean and sanitized
that dirt will fall right of right before your eyes
Well if you put enough pressure on it, it'll be clean and sanitized
The only way to go is to be, clean and sanitized

Now I used to clean the streets, until it was gleaming every mile
But cleaning all yo life ain't no way to glide in style
cause the damn things always dirty and the water smells bad
makes it real hard to clean and that makes me real mad

Now I use to ride my cleaner up and down the streets
and as I went round tipping my hat to the folks I happened to meet
And thats just one of the problems I have with no time to chill
But i'm a high paid janitor now cleaning the steps on capitol hill