Biography of Ryan Brodesser
I have had a rather simple life. I was born in a small hospital, in California, and lived there only a few years. When I was about out of the low level grades, we moved to Leonardtown MD where some of the best years of my life was spent. After, and currently, I am a resident of Portland, Damascus area in Oregon, where I got my first volunteer job. I am currently 18 years old.
Ryan Brodesser's Works:
I have never published, but it is my all-time goal to. The closest that I've ever been is having it put in a small paper.
- Prophecy For Story Percy Jackson And The...
- The Beast.
- Chesapeake Bay.
- Red vines (Parody of Red red Wine by Nei...
- Bard, slayer of Smaug
- Ode To Crayons
- Parody Of Jack And Diane
- Description of a graveyard (no rythming)
- Warriors journey
- Once upon a time, in Gotham city, (parod...
- I am
- Lighthouse inscripture
- The Rising Moon
Clean and sanitized.
Clean and sanitized, parody of high and pressurized, by Hank Willims
Well it won't take very long if your clean and sanitized
that dirt will fall right of right before your eyes
Well if you put enough pressure on it, it'll be clean and sanitized
The only way to go is to be, clean and sanitized
Now I used to clean the streets, until it was gleaming every mile
But cleaning all yo life ain't no way to glide in style