Busy Me Poem by Donna Saphier

7am the alarm is ringing
Into the shower I'm dancing and singing
Wash my poppy and wash my pits
Then around and under my enormous bits

I shave my legs until they are smooth
Still getting down with the music groove
I jump out of the shower and into my room
Knowing I've got to go to work soon

I put on my shoe
I can only find one
Now I don't know where
The other has gone

I'm gonna be late
Oh I've not done my hair
I'm getting frustrated
And nobody cares

I'm all in a muddle
I'm out of the door
Straight into a puddle
Can't take anymore

I think that I am gonna call in sick
My boss will think I am taking the mick
Oh what a morning, what a disaster
These carry on mornings, I need to master

No more rushing
I'm taking my time
I need to sort out
This messed up life of mine.