Bruce Forsythe Poem by William Punter

Bruce Forsythe is many years old,
He has a nice moustache.
If you don't like Bruce Forsythe
I say you're being harsh.

Bruce Forsythe presents Strictly Come Dancing
He's on there every week
If you don't like Bruce Forsythe
I say that's some cheek!

Bruce Forsythe has had a long career
On TV for a very long time.
If you don't like Bruce Forsythe
Your opinions aren't worth a dime!

Bruce Forsythe should be the Prime Minister.
He would get my vote without fail,
And then you would have to like Bruce Forsythe
Or else you get thrown in jail!