William Punter

Jingle bells,
Bingle jells,
Santa Claus on crack,
He comes down the chimney again
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Hey Mr Politician,
Have you any integrity?
I think not.
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Crazy things happen at Halloween
In a crazy town, it's true.
Like when a skeleton went to the pub
To use the loo!
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Let's all have a cup of tea,
Even though the weather is bad.
There's storms predicted on the telly,
It might make us sad.
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I hate it when companies don't pay tax
I really think they are very lax
I'm tempted to send them an angry fax
I'd love to give them a few whacks
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Bruce Forsythe is many years old,
He has a nice moustache.
If you don't like Bruce Forsythe
I say you're being harsh.
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