Once I saw a Bible come to life
after years of thumping
it had enough
It started jumping
and well battered my wife
How much thumping can it take?
Before it's jumping
and a swing it takes!
So sweet dear bro! Throw out the spring if it keeps on jumping.
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My aunt used to hit me with the bible when she would babysit me and my sister. If we didn't eat all the peas in the banquet brand chicken pot pie she would microwave for us. WHACK! Right in the back of my skull- I think I felt Judges 3: 22 fall out once when she did that. I even told her about it and she told my mom to use a bar of soap on me that night. So I took a shower and it was horrible.