Are You Phuucking Kidding Me? Part 2 Poem by Michael Walkerjohn

Fooled ya' didn't I... here is the ending game... Psyche! ! !

Our 'Uncle Sugar' agent Sam kinda
staggered away with that ' dumb finding'
shite gobblin grin on his face...
Okay then... No, the entire
'Universe, on the hole'; is not impressed!
So again it is away we all go... Maybe!
I did call out to 'Sam' and made a request.
Kinda, sorta, and again maybe; the request
went something like this...
If human kind can cure every cancer discovered
to this point in time- - maybe the 'Universe'
won't come through that whole
in the nearest future... Like now! ! !
Just joking folks! I mean, What
is within a sentence of words?
Hey! Guess what everyone?
Human kind has control of that offering...
Yes! the 'powers that bee' in each and every
society, on this 'ROK', have the healing cure
for all Cancers! Since the turn
of the last century; cancers were
'completely healed', by ordinary flesh
and blood physicians; (not 'practitioners'
or 'legalized dope providers')skilled in
'Natural earth grown, truly healing; Mother
and Father given, of this earth's origin herbs and
medications made from all kinds of Earth Produced
Substances... Now how did it read, in that book?
And very much all the other 'books' of far
greater truth and importance!
Butt thrice again, that ditty is for
another snobbish party; to be addressed
redressed, and 'field dressed'; kinda, sorta, maybe! ! !
Funny ha! ha! Now comes the truly not so funny part!
Yesterday, on the nation's news lines, Bill Gates announced!
that He, was going to 'reverse engineer' the highest
level of 'Flush Toilet Tech' and 'save' several
hundreds of billions of U.S. Funny Fiat Money- -
in doing so! Its a bit late in this game for that
kinda gag people! Bill Gates! Mr Technology!
're-engineering' a patented Japanese designed
computerized unit; the 'ultimate toilet'!
just to save some 'Chicken Scratch'!
GET THE PICTURE PEOPLE; OF THIS BIT
OF SPIT AND GRAIN OF SAND IN THE UNIVERSE!
Say Bill... Is that bull stool all you got to offer?