Angry Man Tv Dinner Poem by Mark Walters

To make an angry man TV dinner:
First, thaw one agitated, overweight, middle aged male motorist, of 1950s vintage, who has been frozen in the bowels of the unemployment office. Place in a rusty, overheated 1984 four-door sedan. Stall him in rush hour traffic for 1 hour.Motorist should be basted liberally with low doses of loud heavy metal rock music. Bake at 100 degrees in midsummer gridlock with no air conditioning.Dish will be done when he is seasoned well with salty language and explosive to the touch.
Remove from heat source, set near table. Dispose of male motorist and serve sedan with large doses of antacids.

Lovely ancient man
Fried in rush hour traffic
Heart attack pop over