A Random Poem About My Day In The Life Of My Mind 1.4 (C) 4-27-09 Poem by Zahir Kijani

I’m Rowdy like Roddy
But not rowdier than Piper
I should wear a diaper
Cause I took a mean one on a sniper
A Viper
But I’m Riper than the greenest grape
Got more cassettes than a tape
And it is rape I hate
I steam roll
Through a beam hole
Completed a never dream goal
Now it is my soul that needs to be consoled
Or controlled
Like African gold
Real bold
For speaking of something oh so old
I wish to hold racism by the balls
And engage in peaceful castration
And then have the US write for me to Osama
A peaceful recommendation
We are a nation
Where there’s peace through every station
But not the television cause what about
Freddy and Jason
But not the Argonauts
Or Dinobots with Vinyl spots
With more backbone than Spinal clots
Or Rhyno nauts
A twitsed mind
A twisted spine
I’m a paraplegic
But with enough mental flexibility
That I beat Dynasty Warriors
Cause I’m strategic
Nor a Vegan
Cause I eat animal crackers
I’m sort of a slacker
But with my mom I dare someone
To try and attack her
Dashed through the watery skies
In a Hydroplane
And did the same thing as I
Flied through the rain
Upset cause my shirt was murdered
By an Indigo Stain
And then a Scarlet one
Passing through the plentiful flames
Now my mind just warped past an orange
With no rhyming words except my world’s
Word Scorange
Shouldn’t scorange be a word
Just like Kilver, and just like wonth,
Which means we’re allowed to kill our liver
By the first of the month
These Rhymes just pop into my head
Never once have I planned em
This is a day in the life of my mind
But the words are at random