In an old house in U.S.A
Lived a man with his wife, a chef
One day that man went to a doctor
To complain that his wife was deaf
The doctor said to talk to his wife
By coming close, then closer, then closest
So the man went home to his wife
And stood on a spot that was coziest
He asked her what the dish was
But it was all in vain
So he tried again, again
And he tried again
By the fifth time he yelled,
“What is the dish? ”
His wife replied irritated,
“I am saying the fifth time, fish”.
A Poet and a Comic too... Little Risha is there nothing you cant do..
Fishier, and fishier he said but I can see the sort of fish you had for tea. One that never herd because fish in a shoal converge!
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Who is really deaf-wife or husband? I laughed and laughed. I enjoyed this joke. Please give us some more jokes like this.