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That is absolutely hilarious Michael, a terrific write and brilliantly put together. Just excellent. I enjoyed it so very much. Thanks. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
Laughing till my sides hurt, but still trying to figure out which key is mine!
jake, those guys get switched to the unending music loop which plays 'Who's sorry now? ' but misses the last line every time...they seldom call again...
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. what about the people who don't get the recognition they feel they deserve? should they pull all their poems then call back a week later? Jake
Michael, this is like a good gorgonzolla - sharp with bite. It's also extremely silly and clever to boot. Love the Forum line - touche... love Allie xxxxxxxxxxxxx
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
WHAT A FUN READ. WHAT TRUTH.THANKS FOR WRITING & WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED READING THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE PRESS.ANY KEY OR STAY ON THE LINE......best wishes, aaa