Herbert Nehrlich Poems

A coward is a person who
could never wear another's shoe.
There is a pattern you should know
they're good in putting on a show.
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Matilda sat in her recliner
and read a book called Diet Diner.
A guru stopped her on the street
when she was buying food to eat.
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So, here I sit, drink rhubarb wine
and dream about my Valentine.
She's in New York to see a wizard
the telly showed a great big blizzard.
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Two horses and a cow were walking
about the Christmas season talking.
Says horse named Clyde 'I am so big
I'll break the biggest baddest twig
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The snow comes down so lilywhite
I wonder what it means
it is a most delicious sight
I love those frosty scenes.
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Moshe has a headache
and wants to go
and see the doctor.
His friend advises against it:
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You are right of course
and there is no dead horse
and no need to debate
the precarious state
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Under the mistletoe,
a hundred yards below
King Ludwig's castle,
she lay, mortally wounded
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Last night I had a funny dream,
it seemed I'd lost my self-esteem.
Among the bottles in the shop
I stood and heard a noisy pop.
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God's garden is called Paradise,
creation came from there.
He watches it with shining eyes
and marks each crevice where
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