Hear ye, hear ye what I'm about
to tell you about Sauerkraut.
The latest study has revealed
that Cabbage grown out in the field
...
It was a single dropp of dew
first scraped together by tiny feet
of two Rockhampton bugs,
that fell into the eye of the untamed shrew
...
A little bell had rung,
and in the meadow
the sound of birds,
perhaps a nightingale,
...
He had an inkling,
but could not put a finger
or even just a thumbnail onto it.
And how, it did occur,
...
Accountants have their lists of course.
They flash them everywhere they go,
put names that pay or want to know
what all these figures mean for them.
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A carrot top, all olive green
was growing next to a green bean.
Said carrot, 'what's your date of birth
when did they plant you in the earth? '
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There once was a preacher named Mack.
He was tall and exceedingly black.
He was caught with a maid
in a state sponsored raid
...
A leopard who was fond of mice
and claimed to have no other vice
was killed by a rhinoceros,
which really wasn't a great loss
...
Once in his life, his breath was free
a beating heart, it knew its place
the knowledge of identity
was etched upon his weathered face.
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