Herbert Nehrlich Poems

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281.
Yeah

The rains are early, animals are happy.
Yet, don't they realise they're seeing tears of angels?
So much to cry about and, oh, so little joy,
those tears may wash away the dust of hatred.
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282.
Short Limerick

On the raft there was Huckleberry
on that day he was udderly merry.
As a bit of a pig
he was fond of the big
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283.
For Declan

There once was a fellow named D.
he had misunderstood little me.
Though his poems ain't bad
and he is a good lad
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284.
Aspirin

Hear, hear about a deadly sin
it's known as common aspirin.
Each year four thousand children die
as misguided physicians try
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285.
Ernestine

Oh Ernestine, oh Ernestine
do take a whole vanilla bean
and grind it up into fine dust
add to it nutmeg if you must.
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286.
Amore

A mouse, grey-coated, cute and male
had eyed an elephant's long tail.
He had been horny for some time
and was prepared to risk the climb.
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287.
Chambre Chaleureux

Hazel or green,
I did not take
the time to ascertain
(admittedly these words
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288.
In The Markets

She was leaning, you do get my drift?
And the meaning, it gave me a lift.
All she wore down there, nether
was a single blond feather
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289.
A Great Teacher

All year I had behaved,
with not a friggin' hair
or sound of dissonance
in sight for those who looked.
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290.
Poetry Practice (Kids)

I have a little brown-eyed horse
it bites me from behind,
shows neither mercy nor remorse
I wish my horse were kind.
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