Herbert Nehrlich Poems

'Rapunzel, let the ladder down,
I'm horny as a goat,
take off your flannel winter gown
and put down the remote.
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It was early in the morning,
the forest never had seen
so much and such yellow fog.
The little rabbit had arrived,
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When God created woman he did plan
to give her various, attractive, useful features.
And when compared with the appendages of man
it's obvious that of all the living creatures
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The doorway shrank beneath the pompous man,
who was director of the Rehab Clinic Giesen.
My cousin Gerhard stepped out of our van
to say Hello, to which the man said 'What's the reason
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It was a very dark night. Stillness in the air,
cool damp caressing the skin, faint sounds
plaintiff-like, touching the ears.
La Louve was moving quietly, effortlessly
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For I'm a sad one,
a lonely, thoughtful figure
for you to treasure.
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They were the dark days,
of nineteen-sixty-seven,
he heard the call, so deafening,
though it did not affect him,
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When you see robbers
behind each scrawny cedar
it's paranoia.
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They carried
all the logs,
just one by one,
down to the village,
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Dear Doctor, would you tell me please
why your computer gets attention.
I came to you with MY disease,
you listened vaguely, not to mention,
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