Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Mary had a little pig,
she knew that pigs did grunt
the pig was dressed in leaf of fig
it covered her whole c**t.
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McCain, McCain, you are running in vain!
And you are in this national drama,
how hillariously (!) funny and a little insane,
cheer the pigmented warrior Obama.
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So many poems.
And all do smell of mothballs.
I like lavender.
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What a wonderful site
they exclaimed when they saw
how great writing abounds
and the poetry, raw
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And don't you move even an inch!
We're getting ready - this is serious.
Don't blink, don't breathe, don't think, don't flinch.
Just stand there Darling, look imperious.
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I thought I would,
and could.
And should.
But found I don't,
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The Dutch are pleasant
too bad that those pretenders
are so pathetic.
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My tears welled up
with little warning.
They filled my eyes
and then spilled out.
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Would I fly through foreign sky
if I were a bird.
Visit you, my Lorelei
bring a secret word?
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Where rivers flow and willows weep,
where moonshine spreads its cheesy grin,
there will be promises to keep
of primal fear and mortal sin.
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