Franklin P. Adams
Franklin P. Adams Poems
- A Ballad Of Baseball Burdens The burden of hard hitting. Slug...
- Baseball's Sad Lexicon These are the saddest of possible ...
- The Higher Education (Harvard's prestige in football is a ...
- A Psalm Of Labouring Life Tell me not, in doctored numbers, ...
- Broadmindedness How narrow his vision, how cribbed and ...
- Fifty-Fifty For something like eleven summers I've written ...
- A Lament Horace: Book II, Elegy 8 "Eripitur nobis iam ...
Franklin Pierce Adams was an American columnist, well known by his initials F.P.A., and wit, best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. A prolific writer of light verse, he was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and 1930s.
New York newspaper columnist
Adams was born Franklin Leopold Adams to Moses and Clara Schlossberg Adams in Chicago on November 15, 1881. He changed his middle name to "Pierce" when he was confirmed at age 13. Adams graduated from the Armour Scientific Academy in 1899, attended the University of Michigan for one year and worked in... more »
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A Ballad Of Baseball Burdens
The burden of hard hitting. Slug away
Like Honus Wagner or like Tyrus Cobb.
Else fandom shouteth: "Who said you could play?
Back to the jasper league, you minor slob!"
Swat, hit, connect, line out, goet on the job.
Else you shall feel the brunt of fandom's ire
Biff, bang it, clout it, hit it on the knob -
This is the end of every fan's desire.
The burden of good pitching. Curved or straight.
Or in or out, or haply up or down,
To puzzle him that standeth by the plate,
To lessen, so to speak, his bat-renown:
Like Christy Mathewson or Miner ...