Theodor Seuss Geisel Poems

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
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Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham!
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Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!

What a lot of funny things go by.
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Then our mother came in
And she said to us two,
"Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you do?"
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Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
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I'm Yertle the Turtle!
Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler
of all that I see!
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Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.
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If we didn't have birthdays,
you wouldn't be you.
If you'd never been born,
well then what would you do?
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I meant what I said
And I said what I meant….
An elephant's faithful
One hundred per cent!
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Upon an island hard to reach,
the East Beast sits upon his beach.
Upon the west beach sits the West Beast.
Each beach beast thinks he's the best beast.
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