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Steve Turner Poems
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin. We believe everything is OK as long as you don't hurt anyone, to the best of your definition of hurt,
If Jesus Was Born Today
If Jesus was born today it would be in a downtown motel marked by a helicopter's flashing bulb. A traffic warden, working late,
The Morning That Death Was Killed
I woke in a place that was dark The air was spicy and still I was bandaged from head to foot The morning that death was killed.
Poem for Easter
Tell me: What came first Easter or the egg? Crucifixion
Christmas Is Really For the Children
Christmas is really for the children. Especially for children who like animals, stables,
What happens in heaven? Will I sit on a cloud? Is walking or talking Or jumping allowed?
Short poems are fun. You can see at a glance whether you
How to Hide Jesus
There are people after Jesus. They have seen the signs. Quick, let's hide Him. Let's think; carpenter,
You were one with the Father. Then the Father turned his back on you. You felt forsaken, hanging there between heaven's thunder
The God Letters
The Lord God says: 'Share your bread with the hungry, bring the homeless poor
The Nail Man
Which one was it that held the nails and then hammered them into place?
They threw down their nets and they followed Him. There was no time to calculate profit or loss.
The Cast of Christmas Reassembles For Ea...
Take the wise men to the Emperor's palace. Wash their hands in water. Get them to say something about truth. Does anyone know any good Jewish jokes?
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We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin.
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.
We believe in sex before during
and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy's OK
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything's getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated.
You can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there's something in ...