Do You Hear What I Hear Poem by Peter Van Camp

Do You Hear What I Hear

Are you just a bit antsy
No my name is Clancey
I mean are you nervous
No I'm Clancey, not Jervis

You don't understand
I can't hear any band
That's not what I said
I'm Clancey, not Fred

Do you know what you are
I'd love to go to the bar
You're losing me boy
I'm Clancey, not Roy

I'm about to give up
I have a cat not a pup
That's not what I meant
I'm Clancey, not Brent

I'm ready to scream
Yes let's cheer for the team
There is no team nor a ref
Yes I really am deaf