Rocket James

We once had the right to object;
before we became so politically correct.
Now we have the right, only to be offended
and upended by anything being said.
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She kisses the crown of my head
while giving a gentle tug on my ear
whispering she loves me
asking if I will ever leave
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He killed her with extreme kindness
until one day
she picked up a blade
and sliced her wrist
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Don’t be intimidated but……
Speak or forever hold your balls in your hand.....
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“The local broadcast area is under a severe weather alert;
isolated thunderstorms with the possibility of large hail,
heavy downpours and frequent lightning.”
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She asked me to explain why every man
she meets wants to screw her; I replied,
“I can’t speak for every man but I can tell you why I do.
Give me a few minutes to prepare; to strip myself
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He said, “We will never be more than strangers,
no matter how well we know each other...
But your words touch me in places
I refuse to touch myself... and for that
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You're gorgeous.
You have a very sensual look;
down over those glasses, that just suggest
you know what I'm thinking...
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A drought of ideas and famine of thought
Will try to censor words and silence speech;
Stealing the license by which freedom survives
It is however impossible to suppress the truth
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She said that she would love me forever
Twenty five years later
Enter another opinion
Maybe not….
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She came home today from her vacation with an attitude
Told me she was leaving me for good
Said her love had died since she’d been gone
Now it was time for her to be moving on….
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Tim Russert, long time political commentator
and the host of NBC’s “Meet the Press”
Met the Bureau Chief in charge today and was given his wings…..
Rest in Peace Tim and remember just because we nearly always disagreed;
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From a Giraffe’s lips to Gods open ear
all that is needed is given; all that is wanted
is seldom needed. Two humps on a Camels back
is not an indication he is happy to see you,
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Strapped down like a long unclean gown on a washboard;
head bent backwards with a hollow ball to gag the mouth.
The restrained will flop around like a live fish about to be filleted,
as the first several gallons are poured directly over the chin.
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