Wrapped Poem by anais vionet

It's December, it's foggy and rainy, but that fits. Of course, a rainy Saturday means gathering in the common room with my roommates and watching either "The Hunger Games" or "Twilight." Leong's never seen Twilight, believe it or not, what are they DOing in China? We were explaining that It's ok to talk through Twilight because it's completely senseless. Yeah, good times.

We got back from Thanksgiving break, and we had to hit it - grinding to squeeze half a semester into 18 days. It's a cornucopia of pressure. So, we've hit the books, but we're still us.

Here's a question: What's the first season in December? "Spotify wrapped" season! EVERYONE has Spotify and once a year you get a summary of your listening habits. The reports came out this week and it's all people are talking about. Comparing their lists, artists, tastes. Those lists say a lot about someone and it's ok to not have taste, we should normalize it.

My top artist was Taylor Swift (duh) my top song was Taylor Swift's "Renegade, " Spotify says I listened to it 285 times but that's biased because more than once, when writing a paper, I put that song on a loop for 6 hours. My second most listened to song was "Champagne Problems" By Taylor. That song is so Rory, Gilmore Girls coded - like Rory saying, "you're on your own." My other top artists are TV Girl, the backseat lovers and hypo campus. Yeah, I roll big.

Taylor's also been in the conversation because Sophie has an ex-fem-friend (a freshman) who started seeing *a 45-year-old guy*. Let me ask you, what does a 45-year-old man have in common with an 18-year-old girl? We have Yale friends in their early 20s who still consider themselves teenagers and children and THEY are horrified. It's naked fracking pedophilia. (Sorry, that one foamed over.)

The whole situation is ripped from Taylor's 2010 masterpiece "Dear John, " which is about her dating John Mayer when she was 19 and he was 30-something. Her friends warned her, but she wouldn't hear. Taylor Swift can be corny, and I love the corn, but she can be topical too and even though I was 7 when she released "Dear John" (2010) , it's a timeless lesson.