Wise Techno Sayings Poem by Hercolena Oliver

Speak now or forever hold your pc, men.
Do you believe in love@firstsite or should I walk by again?

A webmaster never closes one application, but he opens another window.
The path of a 100 circuits commences with start up as you know.

A clear screen is usually the sign of a bad memory, so moan.
Online time doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes IT comes alone.

Your website’s unique.
Just like everyone else’s oblique.

An optimist thinks virtual reality is the best possible world ooh.
A pessimist fears this is true.

As long as there are pc iq tests, there will be detestion.
Change is inevitable, except from service providers' virus infestion.

Do not walk behind your pc, for IT may not lead where noted.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Don’t worry; be virus protected today.
Type right. Stay online. Be lead astray anyway.

Live hard. Die young. Look good on your pc beyond compare.
Even if you are on the right site, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens online anyway.
Everyday beat previous record for number of hours online today.

Experience is something you don’t get until you get xp.
Give a man a fish and he will be distracted from his pc for a day, you'll see.

Hard work pays off in the future; therefore procrastine going online.
He who laughs visited bad jokes site that's not fine.

Dyslexics of the www, untie.
www is great for dyslexics as www remains same going back or forward, oh my.

Your invisible yahoo buddy appears as a nobody, detect!
Nobody is perfect. Therefore, your yahoo buddy’s perfect.

It is fascinating having an out of cyberspace experience like greeks.
Living in your own little world’s okay; so do many geeks.

If at first you don’t succeed, websurf.
If the shoe fits, order the other online and hope for the best turf.

If you think nobody cares, try adult websites.
The sole purpose in life is simply to answer as many messages as possible by invites.

It was recently discovered that cyberspace’s been explored before.
Life not begins at forty, so at 60 you can say you’re twenty cyber years (more) .

If you know all the answers as an inscription,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions cancel your Wikipedia subscription.

Love is grand; online purchases can total a grand.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure helps with broadband.

Half the people you know are below average.
The others compromise with search engines though savage.

Viruses are as indispensable to your pc as bacteria
as they’re the only culture you’re likely to have with hysteria.

Supply exceeds demand only in off-peak hours turf.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll stay out of the websurf.

The early bird may get the worm, lookies,
but the early computer mouse gets the chips and cookies.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with looking up good tourist sites.
The only cure for insomnia is a tireless webmobile with bites.

The quickest way to double your money is to copy and paste it.
There are two sides to every keyboard, so don't waste it.

Time may be a great healer, when repairing technical errors, that's terrific.
When everything is going your way, you’re using your laptop in the traffic.

Always be a first rate version of yourself (sic)
instead of a second rate version of your profile pic.

Knowledge talks, youtube listens, look.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to facebook.

Criticizing is easy, html is difficult, you were hopin'?
A website like a parachute doesn’t work unless it’s open.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself has googled himself.
If you are not part of the cure, then partake in computer virus elf.

The best things in life are freeware, once again.
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with pc rain drain.

A clean screen is a sign of a cluttered inbox charade.
Long periods of drought are always followed by raining on your pc parade.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for your profile.
Sweep in front of own door, and the web’ll disappear from your file.

Reach for the moon. Land in cyberspace IT.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it.

If you look like your profile picture, you probably need the trip to cyberspace (laugh!)
Dogs have owners, wecrawlers have staff.

Instant messaging advocates impatience balm.
Don't think there are no waves because websurfing is calm.

When the yahoos are silent, the jabber begins to jabber cleft.
A webmaster never decides who is right, but who is left.

Never kick a server when it is down me'lord.
Show me a man who stands on his own two feet and I'll show you an elevated keyboard.

Time flies when you’re online, as if you care.
If the monitor fits, use if for ware.

Today is the last day of your life in reality so far.
So far so good connection (from afar) .

Let not the sands of time get in your hard drive.
Fish swim where websurfers fear to tread alive.

There are three kinds of people: those with internet,
those without internet and those who have a life to forget.

Never look a gift key in the keyboard, that's fine.
When in doubt, don’t go online.

Indecision is the key to many keyboards, ma'am.
Behind every great monitor is a webcam.

A world without virtual reality is unimaginable, my pet.
There must be more to life than the internet.

A penny for your thoughts; a pound for sparing a thought online.
After all is said and done, logout and dine.

Been there, done that, got the website.
Don't judge facebook by its recovery if you might.

All the world’s a stage and the men merely play online when bored.
When’s all said and done, you’ve obviated using your keyboard.

Virtual reality exercises your imagination, webservers exercise your patience,
choosing fonts exercise your prerogative, if nothing else by dissidence.

Great webdesigners think alike, fools never differ (from their wives) .
Old websurfers never die, they just overhaul their harddrives.

All’s not lost if you’ve mistakenly lost an entire day in reality.
That's me.