Widdle Bub Poem by Ted Middleton

I am a happy widdle bub
I sleep with a widdle bear
Everything I have is widdle
Theres widdle everywhere

I've widdle booties on my feet
A widdle bonnet blue
A widdle nappy for my bott
Inside - a widdle pooh

When mummy changes my nappy
And kisses me just for funs
My daddy doesnt hang around
He holds his nose and runs

Though I'm just a widdle bub
And grown up I am not
I think my family deals in drugs
Cause they puts me on the pot!

My mummy has me worried too
Whatever is she thinking...
Day and night I get a bottle
And now I'm hooked on drinking

Later when I'm all grown up
If I have children then
I'll call my mum and daddy and
They can do it all again.