Why I Am A Duck Poem by Philo Yan

I am a duck who loves a puddle,
I am a duck with 2 webbed feet,
I am a duck, I walk with a waddle,
I am a duck without any teeth...

I can swim and live in fresh water,
Chow down with a sleek beak,
I can swim and live in sea water,
And when I poop, heavens, it reek...

When I get excited,
I will shake my tail.
When I want to swim,
I will shake my tail.
When I get out of water,
I will shake my tail.
My waterproof feathers,
will always never fail...

I am a duck and omnivores
Born in the month of the Bull, Taurus...