Well....... Jane Said! ! ! ! Poem by PATRICIA DOBROSIPEARSON

Hi, I am Jane Doze and I have a story for you…

Well, Jane Said

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I am thinking about how gullible people are today. My sister once said that gullible means you eat too much. I thought that I must be gullible then. Then, I looked it up in the dictionary. This was a joke in our household. It was all about how many things you could get someone to believe and they would pass on to the next person.

So I'm standing in the kitchen at the age of fourteen or so. My little brother is there full of wisdom. He is always full of something. He tried to get me to drink Catsup milk because he couldn't have chocolate. He said it was good. I didn't try it. He tried to get me to put salt on my sauerkraut, but I didn’t fall for it. You know, he was only around seven years old.

There were ants all over the kitchen because it had rained the night before and we had our house built on the biggest peewee anthill in the world. There was a trail of them across the counter, all through the canisters. Winding around every object and obstacle.

Of course, I being a girl was really creeped out. I went and sat on the chair in the living room and the next thing I know I'm covered in them. I jumped up screaming! ! ! In comes my little brother wisdom. He was truly serious in the face and he proclaims...'If you put pepper on them...they'll eat it...and burn up and die! ! ! ! ! !

Well, I didn't try it.

But, I did share this story with my sister who was a year younger than me and then I laughed and went to my room. About an hour later, my mom came home from work and screamed. (I thought it was the ants) until she said 'WHO POURED PEPPER ALL OVER THE KITCHEN? ' and I heard my little sister say...............'WELL, JANE SAID..........'