University Menu Poem by Adrian Cox

First Course:

A large bowl of calculus
to dip a mixed bag of polynomials in.

Hot cups of trigonometry and algebra
can be served all day.


Second Course:

Tantalizing flavours of metaphors and similes
with non-sequator fillings,
served by our hard working non deplume staff.


Your tips are generously received

Thank you for not joking

*Recreational comedy and other illicit pastimes
will NOT be tolerated by the management!