To The Poet Whose Poems We Should Not Have Read Poem by RIC BASTASA

i anticipated something horny
all i have was thorny

i was excited about the title
but up to there only because the
whole body was ugly

i promise myself i will not read
any of his work again
but i must be stupid for i fall
on the same mistake again

it's alright, we are fools somehow
asking ourselves what do we gonna do
to make his quit?

to survive i must be numb
to be more stupid this time
then i will be number one.