'The World Wide Web' Poem by Michael Micmac Mccrory

The World Wide Web

I looked up the Web
To find the love of my life
I was sure I would find
Someone to take me for a wife

I thought I had found the one
He called himself easy rider
Showed me a lesson to learn
The experience a decider

So don't go on the Web
When you have drunk too much cider
Cos I didn't find the one
I've found a pervy spider

He took me into his web
Before I could say maybe
He had his wicked way, now he's gone
And he's left me with a spider baby

Micmac