The Video Gamer (Less Talkin', More Button Pushin'! !) Poem by Lou Embalsado

I spent hours,
to gain powers.
Ultra-Mega-Force-Power-Up,
a jump here and a bunny hop.
I'm number one,
all peasants be gone!
Excalibur with fire, thunder and water augmentation,
I'm on the verge of THE transformation!
From Knight to King,
all the riches I bring,
to my fair princess,
my love is priceless!
'Press B to kiss',
not a moment miss.
My palms are wet,
on my forehead there's sweat.
'I shall defeat the great ogre! ,
I'll just send this e-mail over,
to my friend,
to accompany me till the end,
of this struggle,
to finish the final level! '
The Battle against all evil,
like the archangel against the devil.
Using my holy-sacred joystick,
to stick,
this holy-sacred excalibur,
to devour,
your black soul,
like Darth Maul!
Die! Die! Die! ...

'I have defeated you! ,
sliced your body into two.'
'Hip Hip Hurrah! ',
or maybe you prefer 'Quapla. '
'Press A to overwrite',
I have finally found the light,
at the end of the tunnel,
hot coffee at the kettel.
I'll go have a lie-down...