The Suicide Poem by Kanishk Gupta

Tired of life, and all the rules to abide,
I finally decided, to commit suicide.
I could shoot myself or maybe drown,
Or I could climb up my building and simply jump down.

The first one was expensive,
The second gave me frights.
So I chose the third one,
But forgot that I was scared of heights.

I reached the terrace,
Ready to fall,
But one look down.....
NO! It was too tall!

So, descending down the stairs,
I found a place not too high,
But if anyone did jump from here,
They were sure to die.

Applying Newton's 3rd law of motion,
I pushed the ground back,
I was just soaring like a bird,
When gravity pulled me back.

As I began my journey down,
A million thoughts rushed by,
But the most important one was:
'What if I dont wanna die! ! ! '

I was falling down pretty fast,
It was quite a strong force (F=ma=74x10=740 N) , u see!
And I remembered to hide my face from my teacher below,
.......I hadnt paid my tuition fee.

I was sweating like crazy,
Yet feeling very cold
But as I turned my head to the right,
I saw a sight to behold! ! !

A real beauty, clad fully in red,
Her mean eyes made me wonder,
forgetting my condition, I thought and thought,
Would she give me her number? ? ? ? ?

THUD!