The Story Of Easter Poem by Milos Jovanka

The story of easter
Behind the Vail myth
Hangs the burdened truth
Tis began when a group of evil Dominican priests found the lost book of Saul,
Which was infact a necromanican receipt book, that invoked abominable ancient rites, and spells from eons past, in the old times when gods immortal ran mad.
unfortunately they resurrected Jesus as a ghoul, who the preceded to kill and eat the priest creating his first horde in his army of darkness, fortunately as his army began to grow like a cancerous cloud threatening the world, a group of lesbian pagan nuns invoked the great spirit of Ostara the mighty warrior bunny.
To power ostara children had to gather as much eggs as they could to channel his powers, when Ostara achieved the state of nirvana he battled zombie Jesus using an ancient form of kung fu. Seven days the two fought, until Ostara was victorious in his fight against the ravenous monster of Jesus. His armies fell and the resurrection and it's apocalypse were stopped in their track. This was the true reason for the black death, future historians hushed it up and blamed it all on fleets of rats. As the truth would drive those mad

Since then we appease the spirit of the rabbit, with eggs and later chocolate, which was a major energy upgrade for the bunny, as long as we keep the bunny fed, the evil hords of Jesus shall never rise again.

And so that is the true history of that unholy holiday

Happy Easter Everyone!