The Randy Old Boy Poem by Francis Duggan

He is showing his years now in wrinkles and gray
And clearly he has known a far better day
But trying to chat up younger women is a thing he enjoy
And he has earned his nickname of The Randy Old Boy.

Since little interest in her he seemed to show
His old wife she left him a few years ago
Of his infedilities she had grown tired
And by someone else she was being admired.

Like they say two can play at the same game
And she has hooked up with a former old flame
And for younger women he does make a play
Without much success that's life as some do say.

On saturday night he's either at the bowls club
Or enjoying a beer at the local pub
And as usual younger women trying hard to impress
But at chatting them up he does not have success