The Phenomenal Moist Cheese Poem by mikolaj pisarczykowski

The Phenomenal Moist Cheese

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I started my day like every other,
Walked to the store and saw me dear mother,
I asked her to get me some moist cheese please? ,
She said I found a one that makes my blood freeze,
I couldn’t wait till the day was over,
So I could go home and eat my clover,
After that got some cheese not so normal,
It was phenomenal… superbly formal,
I put it on the plate and got a knife,
I cut it in half for me and my wife,
But she choked on the phenomenal piece,
And died like fried phenomenal moist cheese,
I cried and cried but then I ate some more cheese,
It made me happy because it made my blood freeze,
So I died and saw my wife with the cheese,
Then we was happy and ate some peas with cheese,
This is my phenomenal moist cheese poem,
And I really hoped you liked it Owen,
Thank you for your time,
Now go die.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Sreelekha Premjit 17 January 2012

What an interesting poem! ! ! I like the dark humour! ! Tnx

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