The Moon Is Made Of Green Cheese Poem by Alexander Nderitu

The moon is made of green cheese,
The star of 'Titanic' was John Cleese,
Canada is slightly smaller than Greece,
Corn is closely related to black-eyed peas,
Honey comes from birds, not bees,
Elephants sometimes climb trees,
Prophet Muhammed roamed the high seas,
Top lawyers don't charge high fees,
World War Two didn't disturb the peace -
And Susan loves me.

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