The Missing Ted Poem by dotty ducks

There was a missing ted,
Away from one ducks bed,
The duck told the police,
But they were having a feast.

There was a piece of missing meat,
In the police's feast,
They told the minister of peace,
While he was making bread with yeast.

There was a missing egg,
Inside the massive ted,
They told the child crying,
About the ted he was lying.