The Marriage Of Poor Kim Kardashian Poem by Sir Salman Rushdie

The Marriage Of Poor Kim Kardashian

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The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.
Her Kris kried, 'Not fair!
Why kan't I keep my share?'
But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: celebrity
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Michael Harrop 14 February 2018

Sir Salman rushed into verse about Kim, but it could come back and bite him, in the, what a farce, he just doesn't get her high fashian.

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Mike Harrop 14 February 2018

Sir Salman rushed into verse about Kim, but it could come back and bite him, in the, what a farce, he just doesn't get such high fashian.

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katey 22 August 2018

yes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Jazzy 28 April 2021

Yessss! ! ! ! you killed it

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Jass 28 April 2021

That was so funny 😂

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el chapo 15 July 2019

poem is depressing my brain cells are dying someone end me

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jahdira 06 December 2018

laugh out loud yeah her marriage lasted the same time as when her mother was giving birth 2min

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katey 22 August 2018

great amazing magnificent? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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