The Interview Poem by R.L. Clark

So, tell me a little about yourself.
Why did you leave you last job?
Tell me what you know about this company.
Why do you want to work at our company?
What relevant experience do you have?
What does your previous employer think about you?
Have you done anything to further your experience?
Where else have you applied?
How are you when you're working under pressure?
What motivates you to do a good job?
What's your greatest strength?
What's your biggest weakness?
Let's talk about salary. What are you looking for?
Are you good at working in a team?
Tell me a suggestion you have made that was implemented.
Has anything ever irritated you about people you've worked with?
Is there anyone you just could not work with?
Tell me about any issues you've had with a previous boss.
Would you rather work for money or job satisfaction?
Would you rather be liked or feared?
Will you put the interests of our company ahead of yours?
So, explain why I should hire you.
Lastly, do you have any questions for me?

'Yes. How much did they pay you for your soul? '