The First Spouse - Bill, Or The Delectable Nude Poem by James B. Earley

Might the Founding Fathers
……Be royally ………pissed
Knowing the state of the union
………Has dissolved to this

Granted…bigotry and lying
…Amidst…..all the rest
Were accepted………norms
……..Its litmus test

Morality……….as such
…..Held no lofty spot
Screwing……..the King….
The predominant thought

Corruption…conniving
…..In the days of yore
Cheating……stealing
…Deceiving the poor

Unsuspecting Indians…
And when the notion dawned
That brilliant…moment
…..Slavery….spawned

But in the choice…of spouse
….They drew…..the line
As Washington's Martha
….So elegantly defined
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Methinks…the Founding….Fathers
…Would be…..royally pissed
Discovering the taste…in spouses
…..Has deteriorated…to this