The Big Bang -V- The Big Doughnut Theory Mk Iii (Or What Happens When A Big Doughnut Spins) Poem by Egal Bohen

It would be helpful if you would please read 'The Big Doughnut Theory' and The Big Doughnut Theory Mk11 (Or Long Sausage Roll Theory) before reading this!


Now, those Sausage Rolls without their sausage
Their pastry long, and smooth and glossy
Described how there had never (EVER) been
The need for a
“BIG BANG”
To start this mess that we’re in (THE UNIVERSE!)

In fact I can think of nothing much worse
Than a “BIG BANG” to start off a whole Universe!

Therefore, and in keeping with my original theory
(Regarding the general distribution of matter)
Without any need for a “BIG BANG” TO SPLATTER'
Our cosmic dust into a great space
(That had waited how long?)
For this event to take place
I return to my doughnut
The original plan
(Remember the type with a hole, and no jam)
But to make it much clearer (ie the system we’re in)
I have added another element;

REVOLUTION (or SPIN)

For if our doughnut were of
“UNIVERSAL”
Proportions
In the form of a vacuum with matter within (ie analogy DOUGH)
In view of it’s totally enormous
CIRCUMFERENCE

It’s speed could then vary (IF IT WERE TO SPIN)

For when “Spun” on it’s axis at slow revolutions
It’s centre may seem to be totally still
Whilst an object attached to it’s outer circumference
Much faster than light might travel
.........................................................UNTIL
The dough at it’s surface grew darker and darker (Just like night)
As it's speed prevented the escape of all LIGHT

I then would suggest that this may be the answer
To those who might open not eyes
But their MIND

That the reason there exists such a mass of

“DARK MATTER”

Through our universe does not result from;

“BIG SPLATTER”

But is merely because;

WHEN A BIG DOUGHNUT SPINS

Light cannot escape

SO SOME BITS GO DIM !

So you see

(Although on the EDGE you will not)

POSITION

Determines our SPEED in this plot

And as SPEED is as TIME
(Just in case you’d forgot)

The “SPIN” is the reason;

WE ARE

and

NOT NOT!

March 2008