Single God Poem by Paul Butters

I don't mean to blaspheme,
So please don't scream.
But if God supports marriage
Then why is He single?
Is having a wife
Just too much strife?
Imagine a Lady of Power
Waiting there
When he comes home at such a late hour!
"Sorry Love, I've been creating a universe,
A thing you just can't miss."
"No you haven't" she says,
"You've just been on the piss! "

MMM So God is quite wise!
Yet He's no time for guys "loving" guys.
Nor girl on girl -
That makes his toes curl.
And non-believers, they must go to Hell -
Well so the ancient scriptures tell.

Remember he's a "jealous God",
Who much prefers to be on His Tod.
No Zeus, Jupiter or Thor for Him,
And Satan's prospects are very slim.
Can God be really so old fashioned?
So bad tempered and so impassioned?
A Super Intelligence He's supposed to be,
Every Existence He can see.
Knowing all and blindingly smart,
Ultimate Master of Science and Art.

Could God be a Woman?
Now there's a thought.
Yes that goes all against
Everything we've been taught.
The greatest Creator might well be a Mother.
If that is so, then adieu to Big Brother.

No matter what, God is Love -
Looking down on us from up above.
A mind that's thinking on greater things,
While S\He protects us with bright white wings.