She Left Me Poem by Phil Soar

She left me on a Westbound plane,
A lonely girl, but so insane
She bought a ticket, then forgot to take it
They wouldn't let her on the flight
So she became so impolite
And thought she'd go, if she could only fake it

Security grew tired of her
And after they had all conferred
They took her to one side and offered council
Insanity was no excuse
She ran off with her trousers loose
And landed on a children's bouncy castle