Seeking The Lady Of My Dream..! Poem by Puttu Kulkarni

Seeking the lady of my dream..!

I love to sing, play guitar and piano
I smoke cigars, eat non-vegetarian food
And drink alcohol…. all in moderation

Recently adopted a puppy (Baby -dog)
Started to learn local language, after returning
From western day-dream-land
Due to recession and "Golden shake -hand"

I was born of a continental parenthood
However, I don't practice any organized religion
Although I respect all those, who do

I value honesty and thankfulness above gold
I live my life by three Principles;
Hippocratic oath; The Golden Rule; and
"Help thy neighbors as well as strangers each day

If you are, (or known of)
A lady who ….
Also values honesty and truthfulness
Loves to sing and cares about others
As I do ….
And in the age group of below Thirty-five
But not less than eighteen!
Without any previous issue! !

Or, up to Forty-one …range
Divorced or widowed
If at least one issue previously carried to team
Please apply to this advertisement

Reward is there the person
Who introduces me to the lady
That I finally marry
I will pay a "Finder's fee" of Ten-thousand
But… ninety days after..
Consummation of the marriage

I love honesty, truthfulness above gold
Send application with latest photo and fonts in bold! !

(based on a matrimonial advertisement in a weekly magazine)