Real Men Still Won'T Eat Quiche Unless She's Naked Poem by Ted Sheridan

I have a female friend who is very pretty and oh so young
My wife knows about us so when all is said and done;
there is no jealousy involved when I offer the advice
of an old warhorse who has seen his share of fights.
She tells me how she loves and cares for her latest man
but he, for whatever reason still fails to fully comprehend,
that a real woman wants to feel, she’s less in command
during those special moments when she lies down with him
Because any man worth his salt knows what a real woman wants….
And should bloody well have the balls to give it to her!

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