Real Life And Adult Toys Poem by Daniel Hooks

we got average barbie with a bit of a bulge

average ken struggling with his kids maths problems to solve

shortly appearing we be menapausal barbie

and receding hair ken for men

tantrum throwing bratz dolls who cry

and action man soldier who actually dies

slyvanian families buddhist temple

electronic learning how to get big bankers bonuses toys for girls and boys

just like at home wheelie bins with toy rubbish

to teach kids how to recycle

and police state tricycles

knex build your own specs

and ninja hamsters

we've even got video games

pac man eats cannabis cookies

and fetish play wii sports extra nookie

we have all these things all under one roof

its called real life toys