Queen-Size Diva Poem by Jose' Taylor

Let me start off by saying that she is really really fat.
So fat that if you were to give her your seat,
It would hurt her back.
She weighs more than two Cadillac's
I'm serious, she's that fat.
So fat she can cover a cave of bats.
But she knows how to keep herself in tact.
She wears a lot of weave.
Especially on New Year's Eve.
This 'Queen-Size Diva' is one of a kind.
the kind that made you change your mind.
She's very pretty and kind, I cannot lie.
But she's guaranteed to steal your fries.
She can sing very well, I'm not kidding
But if you don't move over, she will steal your chicken.
So all and all, if you ever meet this 'Queen-Size Diva, '
Just give her your plate, then leave her.