Psychotic Pets Poem by David Darbyshire

Psychotic Pets

Rating: 5.0


Cats on the frying pan
Dogs in the fridge
Fish is on the heater
Birds caught a midge

My place is a little chaotic
All my pets are psychotic
I love them to bits
The budgie still has fits

I really laugh when I see them play
Their so happy I wish I was so gay
I am not bothered about my house
I just pray the cat don't eat my mouse

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Lynda Robson 16 January 2007

This made me chuckle Dave, I have a psychotic cat too, sounds like a regular zoo in your house, love Lynda xx

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Patricia Gale 15 January 2007

Delightful piece, first stanza very funny!

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Francesca Johnson 15 January 2007

Cats on the frying pan? Dogs in the fridge? Dave, you really need to go out and buy some nice vegetables to go with these delicacies, ha ha. Gave me a laugh but you knew that already. Keep posting...... Love, Fran the fan xxx

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