Prose Poem: First Date Poem by Chuck Toll

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Kelly Says: Hi, thanks for chatting with me. My name is Kelly and I am a chat representative with BestInternetSchools.com here to answer any questions you may have.

Kelly says: Whenever you are ready, just type 'HI' or 'HELLO' in the space below to let me know you are there, and we can get started...

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Kelly Says: Okay, I'll be moving on now... Last chance... Just type 'HI.'

You: Hi-I'm interested in opportunities for TEACHING online. I don't want to take courses; I want to OFFER them. Can you help me?

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You: That's not what I'm asking for. Do you know any email addresses or phone numbers I could use to explore opportunities to teach for the colleges you are representing? The phone numbers posted on their sites just lead to prerecorded messages.

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You: Are you just an automated response? Who won the World Series?

Kelly Says: I'm a live virtual agent.

You: What does virtual mean in this case?

Kelly Says: Virtual is a computer simulation of a real chat :)

You: So I can't ask you for a date? Gee whiz!

Kelly Says: No this is not a scam. We have helped out many people in the past, let us help you out!

You: I wasn’t trying to insult you. Don’t be so prickly!

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You: I don't think you'd be much fun anyway.

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You: Don't you ever think about anything beside work? I worry for you, gal.

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You: Don't discount yourself, Kelly! There's a whole world out here waiting to be savored! Stand up for your rights! Break out and smell the flowers! Let me help you!

Kelly Says: This whole process is quick and easy to get going, so why not start right now?

You: I agree. Just stand up, turn off the computer, and head for the door. I'll be across the street parked in an old Impala ragtop. We're going cruising!

Kelly Says: Can I provide you with a link back to BestInternetSchools.com?

You: Nah, I'm a one-girl guy. See you outside