Popularity Poem by Stephanie Boccia

Popularity, that's the key.
See Sally? She's the one to be.
Skinny jeans, high ponytail
Do these things or you're sure to fail.
Drink the beer, take the wine,
Smoke the pot, you'll do fine.
Like the music, wear the brands
Short shorts, flip flops, flat foot vans.
Say the words, cuss em out,
LIKE OMG! Scream and shout.
You wanna be far from a nerd
But popularity's a joke
Take my word.
Being yourself is your best bet
Don't count how many people you've met.
Be yourself, that's all there is.
There's no such thing as the popular quiz.